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SATAN LORD OF DARKNESS.

How may I help your eternally damned soul?

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wunderscheisse:

invisiblechickens:

patarnon:

*gets a degree in petting dogs*

a pedigree 

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hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

(Source: sigurrossgeller)

videogrrl:

if u dont think i’d do some fucked up shit for concert tickets then u are dead wrong 

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

punklean:

when u pass by mcdonalds and your mom just looks at u and says “no”

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(Source: alcoholicmother)

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

(Source: deanprincesster)

shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

lunalovelock:

list of cute things

  • you
  • also you
  • hey look you
  • and you
  • wait wait wait
  • you
  • you’re cute

Futurama -  Doctor Zoidberg