I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
i live in the usa and i hear and say this all the time yall aint special
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*