Prepare to be seduced by my awkwardness.
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Hello? Yes, this is

SATAN LORD OF DARKNESS.

How may I help your eternally damned soul?

Take A Look At This Princess

My Photography

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

zanemalicks:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

i live in the usa and i hear and say this all the time yall aint special

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

j5h:

oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*


Futurama -  Doctor Zoidberg