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Hello? Yes, this is

SATAN LORD OF DARKNESS.

How may I help your eternally damned soul?

Take A Look At This Princess

My Photography

Trying to find people who understand my sense of humor

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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noelanthony:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

therealhamster:

touching yourself after a long vacation

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bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

(Source: butttom)

mymomcantfindthisblog:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH

I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt 

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aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY

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Where did your sister acquire this.

grandmaspubes:

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

Creepy boys’ anthem

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

joshpeck:

central:

joshpeck:

i very much dislike when people are mean without reason

people are mean cause you killed oprah 

she had it coming


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